The dumbass HP tablet with a Ctrl-Alt-Delete key

It's like they want America to fail.

Avatar Love

Wanna save the world?

Or at least feel like it? Type this shit into Pandora!



Not to mention, these chicks are fucking HOT. I didn't even realize until I looked for the video to post. These girls are now the soundtrack to my life. I feel like I'm saving the world by posting at this very moment!

COMIC SANS TO THE FACE!

Hey, I'm Comic Sans, asshole!

Brilliant. Famous fighting fonts of Florida, unite!

OMG YES

Poorly Dressed FAIL . Futurama WIN!

Trust me guys,

This will get you a girl like this...

and probably just about any girl from here.

Creepy stalkers on Facebook -- friend them!

I found this on Failbook

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The universe takes a potshot at Earth!

Apparently God likes to shoot cans in his backyard. We just happened to catch two asteroids whizzing by the Earth in one day. On Wednesday!

Windows 7 phone is the jihad you always wanted!

Does anyone at Microsoft read the news? I guess they're too busy playing the latest Halo before the rest of us to remember that currently there are huge portions of the US in a hate-hate relationship with anything even remotely "middle eastern"... Like tahini, the Quran, non-pork-eating peoples, etc.


So why in the hell did they do THIS???

iTunes Ping is like...

Are you a struggling, healthy IT admin?

Then you need a hot grease injection, STAT! Those lardasses and lovers of great nutrition over at NPR decided to mock this great national treasure: the Denny's Fried Cheese Melt. My heart attack is not subject to your amusement, gentlemen!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Is tech making us dumner?

Now you don't have to know how to spell. You don't have to write down directions. You don't have to develop pictures or worry about "if it'll come out right." You don't have to show your work, do your work or print your work -- just hit send.

Yet my Tab key still won't make soda.

Bleep bloop

More to come.